Why You Should Never, Ever Use a Shared Microwave

Despite being very legal in Colorado, testing positive for cannabis can preclude you from getting a job, or can even get you fired. This can lead to some...creative....methods of getting around this obstacle. Just ask the management of a convenience store located next to a drug-testing facility.

Excuse us while we toss our microwaves in a dumpster.


When former Dallas Police Officer Amber Guyger was sentenced to 10 years in prison for the murder of Botham Jean on October 3, 2019, the public reaction was a combination of relief and exasperation. The case starkly reflects the flaws in the current landscape of American criminal justice: Guyger, who is white, killed Jean, a 26-year-old black man, while he was relaxing after work in his living room. Guyger invoked Texas’ "Stand Your Ground" law, claiming she was justifiably scared for her life when she wandered into his unlocked home after work, mistaking it for hers in the same apartment complex.

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