Sick and tired of the same, boring old Christmas tree? Do you like having weed around, but you'd prefer not to be able to smoke it?
Buddy, have we got the product for you.
Sold and shipped by Brands on Sale, Inc., "the original Weed Christmas Tree™" is approximately 7 feet tall and has 'realistic marijuana leaves'. It doesn't come with any bows or ornaments, and it's available on Walmart's website.
Let's have a look at the official description:
This Pot Leaf Christmas tree will "light up" the room and put your mind in the right head-space for holiday cheer. You'll be able to relax and giggle at the marijuana leaves and decorate it as you please. This alternative Christmas tree is perfect for personal top shelf life at home or as a medical dispensary decoration. Green Wishes and Happy Holidhaze!
Right. Now, according to MarijuanaRates.com, an ounce of weed at a Hollywood dispensary costs about $250. So for that money, you could have a seven foot tree made of unsmokable plastic leaves, or an ounce of delicious weed. We won't tell you which one to choose, but considering that cops have been called over hibiscus plants looking kind of like weed...maybe just stick with your bud of choice.