‘Tough Cookie' Jeff Sessions Returns To The Late Show With Stephen Colbert

As many people have pointed out (including many of our commenters) Jeff Sessions bears a striking resemblance to the famous Keebler elves. And that’s not an insult, really: the Keebler elves have been keeping us supplied with delicious treats for nearly 50 years! They’re American heroes!

Anyway - Stephen Colbert is also aware of this phenomenon, and has made Cookie Sessions a recurring character on the Late Show. On last night’s episode, Colbert discussed Trump’s angry tweet to Jeff Sessions, and he brought out the ‘tough cookie’ version of Sessions to defend himself against the insults which have cut him ‘right to [his] delicious fudgy centre’.

Check out the video above.


For cannabis enthusiasts living in adult use states, long gone are the days of sneaking around with a dime bag in a coat pocket and worrying about whether the neighbors know you’ve got weed. But the sad truth is that, for millions of Americans living in prohibition or restrictive medical-only states, accessing safe and regulated cannabis is still a problem. But does that mean that those living without access to the regulated market are abstaining from cannabis altogether?

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