‘Tough Cookie' Jeff Sessions Returns To The Late Show With Stephen Colbert

As many people have pointed out (including many of our commenters) Jeff Sessions bears a striking resemblance to the famous Keebler elves. And that’s not an insult, really: the Keebler elves have been keeping us supplied with delicious treats for nearly 50 years! They’re American heroes!

Anyway - Stephen Colbert is also aware of this phenomenon, and has made Cookie Sessions a recurring character on the Late Show. On last night’s episode, Colbert discussed Trump’s angry tweet to Jeff Sessions, and he brought out the ‘tough cookie’ version of Sessions to defend himself against the insults which have cut him ‘right to [his] delicious fudgy centre’.

Check out the video above.

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