Toby Keith's New Video Is Actually A Pretty Good Marijuana Primer

Toby Keith just released a new video for his cannabis country ditty 'Wacky Tobacky.' And it's actually a pretty good marijuana primer for new cannabis consumers.

The second verse delves into pretty much every way to enjoy marijuana - from the basic joint to toking through a beer can.

You can two-toke her,
You can one-hit him.
Puff it in a pipe,
And you can twist it in a stem.
You can bake it in some brownies,
Smoke it in a bong,
Roll up a great big fat one like Cheech and Chong,
Burn it through the hole in a can of Budweiser,
If you can't take the heat son, vaporize 'er.

In the third verse, Keith offered a PSA about synthetic marijuana and gave a nod to his favorite cannabis strain.

Homegrown is healthy.
Synthetic can kill you.
My all time favorite: red-hair sensimilla.

The song also touches on cotton mouth, the munchies and greening out. And the chorus offers some expert for staying chill. "When you feel it creeping up on you. Kick back and let it do what it do."

And of course WIllie Nelson shows up - with a joint dangling from his lips - to jam with Keith and his band. We're glad to see the two of them together again after Keith swore off toking with Willie in the 2003 song Weed with Willie.  


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