Now You Can Play With Your Very Own Talking Justin Trudeau Doll

President Trump got you longing for a hunkier, more cannabis-friendly model?

The folks over at The Bradford Exchange have got you covered – sort of.

For just three easy payments of $32.27, a “fully poseable” (read: ick) doll of Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau can be yours – to what end, exactly? Let’s just say we don’t really want to know.

What it lacks in height, the 38.1-centimetre tall “Talking Commemorative Portrait Doll” makes up in verbal prowess; delivering popular Trudeau quotes like: “A positive, optimistic, hopeful vision of public life isn’t a naive dream, it can be a powerful force for change” and “Canada is a country strong not in spite of our differences but because of them.”

The Bradford Exchange – the website hawking the limited-edition action figure – calls the Trudeau doll a “fine adult collectible” that is “not intended for children.”

So, take from that what you will.

"Exceptionally handcrafted in artist's resin to create a striking likeness of Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau, this commemorative portrait doll wears a custom-fitted overcoat, pants, shirt and tie inspired by his attire," reads the website. 

The doll will cost you about $97 – plus shipping, handling, and possibly the respect of your friends and family. But who needs ‘em when you’ve got North America’s sexiest politician to, uh, play with?

h/t InStyle 

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