Surprise, Surprise: The Top Porn Searches Of 2016 Were Super Weird

Surprise, Surprise: The Top Porn Searches Of 2016 Were Super Weird

Lesbians, stepmoms and MILFs (oh, and Donald Trump – yes, seriously) tickled the fancy of Pornhub users more than anything else last year, according to the porn site’s newly released 2016 Year in Review report.

In the platform’s exhaustive annual report detailing the world’s smut-beholding habits, it was revealed that online users watched 91,980,225,000 porn videos last year – which works out to about 5,246 centuries worth of porn.  

2 pornhub insights 2016 year review top search terms

While the terms “lesbian”, “step mom” and “MILF” (look it up if you somehow still don’t know what that means… although, let’s face it, you probably already have), came out on top around the world, the biggest increases in searches included the terms “ebony”, “lesbian scissoring” and “massage.”

Some particularly disturbing findings (which is really saying something) included an 874 percent spike in searches for Donald Trump after the US election, beaten only by searches for his daughter Tiffany (up by 2,548 percent) and future First Lady Melania (up by 1,538 percent.)

...moving on: the meticulous researchers at Pornhub also broke down the statistics by country. Users from the Philippines took the longest time to, uh, finish up, spending an average of 12 minutes and 45 seconds on the site compared to the global average of nine minutes and 36 seconds. Cubans, it turns out, take the least amount of time to complete the deed, at an average of just four minutes and 57 seconds on the site.  

In the U.S., searches for “step mom” snagged the top spot, followed by “lesbian” and “step sister.” More than citizens of any other country, Americans also had a penchant for “big booty latina”, “big black dick”, and “ebony.”

You can take a look at the full report here. Or, if you need help washing your brain after finding out that Trump-themed pornography is a thing that exists, watch this video of a dog singing along with a squeaky toy: 

h/t IFLScience, Pornhub

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