If you're looking to up your Thanksgiving game this year, you're in luck. Life coach and infomercial sensation Tony Robbins stopped by 'The Late Show with Stephen Colbert' yesterday to plug his new self-help book, 'Awaken the Turkey Within.' The Thanksgiving-themed guide to self-empowerment contains great tips on improving your confidence by learning to make the best cranberry sauce and using a wishbone as a shiv.

"If you get the small half, use it to stab the other guy and make him give you the big half," Robbins said while promoting the fake book. Check out the rest of his satirical Thanksgiving tips in the clip above.