Musician Jimmy Buffett announced today that he’s licensing part of his brand to a cannabis company for use in various marijuana products. We assume this will eventually lead to a bunch of Jimmy Buffett-themed marijuana strains, and to save a bunch of marketing people a bunch of time and energy in the future, we’ve brainstormed a list of marijuana strain names they should use when that happens.
So here are the seven marijuana strains Jimmy Buffett should use in his new cannabis business:
1. Coral Reefer
Coral Reefer is the name of the band that travels with Jimmy Buffett when he tours. And it’s also the perfect name for a marijuana strain. Seriously, Buffett must have this trademarked already because this is just a great cannabis strain name.
“Margaritaville: is arguably Buffett’s most famous song, and it’s also the name of his record label and a chain of restaurants that he owns. So if you’re going to have a Jimmy Buffett branded marijuana strain, you also have to name it Margaritaville.
3. Cheeseburger in Paradise
Buffett’s other most popular song, and also probably one of the most parodied, “Cheeseburger in Paradise” is another great name for a marijuana strain. There’s already a “Cheeseburger” strain, so you’ll just need to find another strain to cross with that and you’ve got Cheeseburger in Paradise.
4. Drunk Caribbean
Buffett has described his style of music as “drunk Caribbean rock n’ roll,” which is actually incredibly accurate. We also think a strain called “Drunk Caribbean” would be really awesome as well.
5. Sailor’s Son
One of Buffett’s most popular albums is called “Son of a Son of a Sailor.” Unfortunately that’s not a very catchy name for a marijuana strain, so we’ll shorten that to Sailor’s Son.
6. Last Mango in Paris
This is both a terrible name and a great name. As a Jimmy Buffett album name, it’s pretty lame. But as a marijuana strain with a nice mango taste, it could be really good.
7. Buffett’s Buffet
You have to involve buffet somehow into a Jimmy Buffett marijuana strain. Perhaps they could somehow combine all the tastes and aromas of the other strains on this list and combine it into one Buffett’s Buffet.