This Product Is The Worst-Ever Combination Of Weed And Sex

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We keep hearing how THC-infused lube turns sex into a quasi-religious experience infused with ethereal goodness and light. Unfortunately, the law of the universe decrees that for every light, there must be a corresponding darkness. We at Civilized have located that darkness, and its name is Cannadom.

Cannadom is a green-tinted condom which manufacturers claim "adds taste to your life" - the "taste,' in this case, being the skunky, funky redolence of fresh weed. Ignore the fact that - unlike bananas or strawberries or other, more mainstream flavoured-condom options - cannabis is something that no one ever eats by itself because they enjoy the taste.

Next, and more importantly: do these alien-tinted prophylactics get you high? Big nope. According to Cannadom's site, they don't contain any THC or other cannabis-derived ingredients. It's pure, unadulterated simulated-cannabis-flavored goodness.

Not getting high, turning your parts a fetching shade of green, and reducing the sensation in the sack isn't cheap: a single canna-condom runs about 2 bucks, or score a 10-pack for around $13.

At that price, our next question - why would anyone want to augment oral sex with the "realistic" taste and smell of marijuana? - might be impossible to answer.


If passed, a new bipartisan bill filed in the House of Representative this week would automatically seal some federal marijuana convictions. On Tuesday, Representatives Lisa Blunt Rochester (D-DE) and Guy Reschenthaler (R-PA) introduced a new piece of legislation titled the Clean Slate Act. Under the new bill, individuals with federal cannabis convictions will automatically have their records sealed one year after they have completed their sentence.

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