This Product Is The Worst-Ever Combination Of Weed And Sex

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We keep hearing how THC-infused lube turns sex into a quasi-religious experience infused with ethereal goodness and light. Unfortunately, the law of the universe decrees that for every light, there must be a corresponding darkness. We at Civilized have located that darkness, and its name is Cannadom.

Cannadom is a green-tinted condom which manufacturers claim "adds taste to your life" - the "taste,' in this case, being the skunky, funky redolence of fresh weed. Ignore the fact that - unlike bananas or strawberries or other, more mainstream flavoured-condom options - cannabis is something that no one ever eats by itself because they enjoy the taste.

Next, and more importantly: do these alien-tinted prophylactics get you high? Big nope. According to Cannadom's site, they don't contain any THC or other cannabis-derived ingredients. It's pure, unadulterated simulated-cannabis-flavored goodness.

Not getting high, turning your parts a fetching shade of green, and reducing the sensation in the sack isn't cheap: a single canna-condom runs about 2 bucks, or score a 10-pack for around $13.

At that price, our next question - why would anyone want to augment oral sex with the "realistic" taste and smell of marijuana? - might be impossible to answer.


The "Better Now" singer will release the first products from his new cannabis brand in the coming weeks. Post Malone first teased the arrival of his new Shaboink line of cannabis products back in May, and now it looks like Post is finally ready to bring launch the new brand with the help of premium cannabis brand Sherbinskis. For the launch Post Malone worked with Sherbinskis' founder Mario Guzman to develop the 'Posty OG' terpene profile that will be featured in Shaboink's non-intoxicating hemp pre-rolls.

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