Review: I Took the First THC-infused Male Enhancement and Went to an 'Alien Orgy’

I’ve tried more over-the-counter erection supplements than I care to admit. Not one of those colorful horse pills has ever delivered on its guarantee of harder and longer erections. That’s why I was skeptical to try CannaMojo’s natural enhancement for men. But I figured if anything could help with erections, it would be something that contained cannabis. After all, these days cannabis has come to be recognized as an aphrodisiac. The sex + weed combo is nothing new. In fact it dates back as early as 700 AD to ancient Indian rituals around Tantric sex.

But CannaMojo isn't just about getting high and getting down in the bedroom. Each CannaMojo pill contains 10 milligrams of THC, which is the definition of a single edible dose in Colorado, where the company is headquartered. To me, 10 milligrams seemed like the perfect amount – not enough to get too high, but enough to get the blood flowing south.

“It’s not going to help if you have erectile dysfunction," Ted Naylon - creator and CEO of CannaMojo - told Civilized. “It takes an average guy and turns him into an allstar. You’ll be ready to rock and roll the rest of the night.”

Naylon founded CannaMojo after he tried HardMojo – a popular male enhancement supplement sans THC – and it worked magic on him. He bought the company and decided to add THC to the ingredients for an extra kick. Comprised of THC distillate from Quest Concentrates and 14 natural herbs known to increase blood flow, improve mood, balance hormones, treat impotence and/or erectile dysfunction, and increase strength, the CannaMojo is meant to enhance libido and sexual performance, elevate sensuality, and boost your overall confidence and sensuality.

Well, I was sold.

The weekend I'd decided to test out the CannaMojo, I'd heard of an “Alien Orgy” going on, hosted by event producer Buckmaster. If there was a time to take a THC male-enhancement pill, I told myself, it would be while going to a goddamn alien sex party.

The orgy was held at Sanctuary, a notorious sex club in downtown Portland, Oregon, that has “open play areas, dungeon furniture, ample sanitary supplies, and a fun, convivial atmosphere.”

Before walking 20 minutes downtown to Sanctuary, I popped the pill, unsure of how long it would take to kick in. While I wanted a firmer erection, I also didn’t want to be walking around with a visible hard-on through my pants. (That happened to me once I tried Viagra. It was an uncomfortable night and the reason why I’ve never tried it again since.)  

Sadly, I hadn't brought any alien attire with me on my trip to Portland (I keep that in my other carry on bag). Instead, I wore red Adidas track pants, a black mesh top, and bright yellow Nike shoes – think sexy fem jock. The extra-terrestrials in attendance had bright, glittery makeup all over their faces, nipple pasties, and moon boots. All the female aliens wore thongs. Even the male aliens wore thongs or jockstraps. There was a full moon for every ET there.

What's more, high production-value 2000’s Star Wars porn played on every TV screen, which I found to be unexpectedly arousing.

I had died gone to heaven. Actually, I had flown past heaven and landed on the sexiest planet inside the Milky Way Galaxy. I almost wished I hadn’t hooked up with two guys earlier that day… but then I got hard, nonetheless. (I was on vacation, which consists of sleeping with as many men as possible from Grindr. Don’t judge.)

Let me clarify, I’m not one of those guys who gets hard again after orgasming. There’s no round two with me. Round one can last, but round two, especially in a short period of time, is unlikely. The fact that I had had sex twice earlier that day – finishing both times – was already a feat for me.

That’s why I wasn’t surprised when I couldn’t get erect at first, even though I'd swallowed the CannaMojo pill. Still, I wanted to give it a fair shot. A number of aliens were going at it on the beds in the side play rooms, so I embraced my inner voyeurist and had a gander, hoping that focusing on specific sexual stimuli would do the trick. Still, to no avail.

Around midnight a drag show began and each queen performed an alien-inspired number. Midway through the first act, as the queen did a death drop off stage into a splits while lip syncing to Katy Perry’s “E.T.", I felt my pants get tighter. I checked the time. It was exactly 50 minutes after I took the pill. (Note to future self: plan accordingly.)

I felt more of a body high than a head high, which was to be expected given CannaMojo’s intended purpose. If it had been the latter, I would have felt cross-faded, but instead, I felt my muscles relax, and a gentle, energetic buzz pulsing through my body. The effect was appropriately subtle while still accomplishing its goal — likely because 10 milligrams of THC isn’t much for the majority of marijuana smokers (and even many non-smokers).

The rest of the evening, I had to tuck my junk upwards into my elastic band as to not cause a scene. (Even at sex parties, it’s not the best etiquette to walk around with a prominent hard-on.) Eventually, too turned on by the alien orgy, but also, a little too inebriated (from the alcohol I'd had before the party) to partake in the orgy, I went home and finished myself off.

Sorry for the anticlimactic ending, but that’s what happened. Back in my hotel room I fired on my laptop and pleasured myself, orgasming a third time in a 12-hour period. (That was the second time in my entire life that’s happened.) Without getting too graphic, I’ll tell you it was surprisingly copious for my third of the day. Immediately after, slightly high from the THC, I passed out and slept like a baby.

It turned out CannaMojo isn’t like those fake bodega Viagras. It actually works. In the future, I plan to use it as a date is winding down and — if it's likely to end up with some intimacy — I'll pop the pill right before hopping home in a Lyft together.

And of course, I’ll use it for all my future outer space-themed events, as I now have an alien fetish that I’ll somehow need to satiate.

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