7 Funniest Marijuana Themed Christmas Decorations

Since Thanksgiving has now past, that means we're officially in the Christmas season. You'll see places starting putting up their decorations, radio stations will be playing all the same songs they've played for the past 40 years and everyone will eagerly await their incoming presents. But there is one way to spice up your holiday season: adding marijuana.

Here are the seven funniest Christmas decorations we found for this holiday season:

1. Stoner Santa

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He’s making a list and checking it twice, because he got so stoned he couldn’t remember if he checked it the first time!

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2. Let’s Get Baked

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Do Christmas sweaters count as decorations? They are decorating your body, so we say yes! And if so, this one is awesome!

Available here.

3. THC Molecule

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This is a good secret weed ornament. It’s a actually a representation of the chemical molecule for THC, but you can just claim it’s some other science-y thing so your grandma doesn’t get upset.

Available here.

4. Christmas Tree Getting Lit

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Who says 4/20 is the only day of the year people can get lit?

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5. Annual Deaths from Marijuana

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This one’s a bit more political, but it will help you if you end up getting into a marijuana legalization debate on Christmas Eve.

Available here.

6. Stoner Santa 2

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The only way to make Santa cooler is to give him some awesome shades and a marijuana leaf beard.

Available here.

7. Drug of Choice

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This is another ornament you probably don’t want Grandma to see, unless you want a lecture about the true meaning of Christmas.

Available here.


On Flatbush Avenue, tucked amidst the nexus of four iconic Brooklyn neighborhoods (Park Slope, Boerum Hill, Fort Greene, and Prospect Heights), medical cannabis company Citiva opened up their newest location at the turn of the new year. Walking through the shiny glass door, you’re first struck by the sleek tidiness of the front lobby. Both the dispensary's resident pharmacist and receptionist greet visitors as they clear patients (as does any medical dispensary in the country) before allowing them through to the retail room.

Can we see some ID please?

You must be 19 years of age or older to enter.