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10 Funniest Dispensary Signs in the United States

If you run a marijuana dispensary in a place like Colorado or California, you need to find a way to make yourself stand out. You can't just rely on the fact that you sell cannabis when there's an endless supply of places to get similar products. Considering many people believe marijuana helps with creativity, it shouldn't be hard for dispensaries to come up with some smart advertising strategies.

Here are the 10 funniest signs made by marijuana dispensaries:

1. Time to Fill Up

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2. "Westworld" Dispensary?

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3. Less Addictive Than Coffee

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4. This Isn't a Myth

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5. Everything's Caffeine Free

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6. Gotta Love That Smell

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7. A Tribute to a Great Band

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8. Everyone Loves a Pun

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9. Yabba Dabba Do!

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10. Nothing to Apologize For

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(h/t Ranker and Herb)


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