If a freshly packed bowl is your only Valentine this year, the Original Peter Piper Pecker Puffer will ensure you still get lucky at the end of the night.

The product from online sex toy company Pipedreams is pretty much exactly what it sounds like: a glass pipe dildo that allows you to “Smoke It Then Poke It!”

Yes, really.  

The product, which is essentially just an eight-inch dildo attached to a surprisingly sturdy bowl, apparently got its start a couple years ago as something of a gag gift (so to speak), but has since garnered some pretty decent reviews online for both its purposes.

Among them? Broadly writer Gabby Bess, who offers: “In contrast to the low expectations it set up for itself, the Peter Pecker's quality is stunning, especially to a really stoned person.”

The company, which describes its brand as “bold, edgy and aggressive”, also owns the upscale sex toy brand Jimmyjane, which has been called “the Apple of sex toys” and hawks a 24-karat gold vibrator frequented by the likes of Kate Moss.  

But only the Original Peter Piper Pecker Puffer combines two of your favourite pastimes to give you the “Magical Glass You’ll Never Want To Pass.” If you still aren’t convinced, consider the fact that cannabis has been shown to enhance your sex life in more ways than one. You could say the Original Peter Piper Pecker Puffer is simply… streamlining that process.

This bizarre product can be yours – or your sweetheart’s – this Valentine’s Day for just $49.99.

h/t Broadly