In a recent video for Vanity Fair, everyone’s favourite weirdo Jeff Goldblum didn’t go down the typical road of breaking down his most well-known film roles.

Instead, the Internet's favorite heartthrob ventured to break down his most iconic looks over the past 35 years.

Starting with 1983’s 'The Big Chill,' and working his way up to the current moment, Goldblum comments on several outfits, often pausing to tell strange anecdotes about calloused eyeballs, or compare himself to Neil Diamond.

He singled out his greatest fashion moment as when he donned a black, glittery outfit while receiving his star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. Still, it didn’t come easy. Perfection doesn’t just happen.

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Goldblum receiving his Hollywood Star in June

"I saw all the YouTube presentations that I could of people who had gone through that ceremony, what they said—and what they’d worn. I looked at what people wore. So I had a good idea what people did, and that’s what I wanted to do."

Yeah. Because nothing screams “conformity” like reflective, black tiger print.

Watch the full retrospective below: