COMIC: New Jobs for Jeff Sessions

As you've likely heard, Jeff Sessions is out as Attorney General, marking the end of a 43-year political career defined by racism, brutal immigration policies, anti-marijuana hysteria and voter suppression.

So, what’s next for Sessions? What new possibilities await him? In this comic, we speculate on a few positions that might have use for that feisty little right-wing elf. 
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A bird trained to tipoff drug dealers has been seized by police in Northern Brazil. It's not uncommon for people dealing in illegal substances to have some sort of early warning system to let them know if the authorities are approaching. Silent alarms, watchdogs and human guards are all common.

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