We live on Trump time now. At any time, at any place, one must be ready for the 45th President of the United States to do or say something unprecedentedly terrible. 

And last night….he did

So kudos to Stephen Colbert’s writing staff for grabbing the bull(shit) by the horns and whipping up a brand new monologue to reflect the awful, awful news:

Check out the monologue below: