Earlier this week, the Huffington Post covered the closed-door meeting of the super-secret World Forum of the American Enterprise Institute on an island off the coast of Georgia. One of the goals of this year's meeting? How to stop Donald Trump. The guest list included billionaires Elon Musk and Sean Parker - backer of a marijuana legalization initiative in California - along with political heavy-hitters like Karl Rove and House Speaker Paul Ryan.
Insiders say Karl Rove presented focus-group research that looked at Donald Trump's biggest weaknesses. Supposedly, he's not seen as "presidential," kids can't look up to him as a role model, he's erratic, and he shouldn't be anywhere near nuclear weapons. Those conclusions don't come as much of a surprise.
Here's hoping those real-life powerful people can stop him, but if they can't, maybe these heroes can:
1. James Bond
Daniel Craig, Pierce Brosnan, Sean Connery: we don't care which James Bond takes on the job. Bond has lots of experience with crazy, power hungry, wealthy villains. Is it just us, or does the story of Trump's attempt to be POTUS already sound a little like the plot of a Bond film?
2. The Terminator
He made a promise to be back, right? If Trump isn't seen as "presidential", that might be the perfect weakness vis-a-vis Arnold Schwarzenegger, a weight-lifter turned Mr. Universe turned Hollywood star who was seen to be gubernatorial. The Terminator knows exactly how to say "Hasta La Vista, Baby" to Donald. Plus he is taking over The Apprentice.
3. Katniss Everdeen
A selfless, everyday super hero. She survived the Hunger Games not once but twice, then led an uprising in a dystopian future. Yup, Katniss Everdeen would be great at this.
4. Captain America
Captain America: Steve Rogers is a wartime hero who can survive being frozen in ice and has a much, much better head of hair than Trump (under the mask.) Plus he could recruit the rest of the Avengers to help him out - they are "Earth's Mightiest Heroes," after all.
5. The Care Bears
Kids may not be able to look up to Donald Trump. But they can look up to the Care Bears. Teamwork, love, good feels. And the easiest way to defeat Trump might just be the Care Bear Stare. 5-4-3-2-1...