Spare a thought today for this young fellow, who thought having a bong sent to his house would be a good idea. However, his mom wasn't fooled, and the whole thing was caught on tape. Ouch.
Still, you've got to give this guy credit for trying to think on his feet despite being totally screwed. "It just looks like a vase for a bunch of like, things" is probably better than anything I could come up with in this situation.
There are many important reasons for teens to hold off on marijuana until they’re older (which is why it should be legalized!), and now we can add another one to the list: your Oscar-worthy “I-don’t-know-what-a-bong-is” performance might end up on Youtube.