Doing the promotional rounds for his new HBO series ‘Barry’, SNL alum Bill Hader stopped by The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon. Earlier in the show Fallon read stories with the #MyDrunkStory, and he asked Hader if he had a drunk story to contribute.

He didn’t - but he did have a story about his first time ever smoking weed. It starts with Hader watching the baseball classic ‘Major League’ and ends with a phrase we hope to see on needlepoints across the country: “Grandmas like stoners."

Check out the clip above.