Millennials are taking over the world, or possibly destroying it, according to the media. And they’re also some of the biggest users of marijuana as well. But that doesn’t mean they’re choosing the right marijuana strains for their generation.
Here are the best marijuana strains for millennials:
1. Granddaddy Purple
Millennials have a lot of stress in their life. Student loan debt, poor job market, older generations destroying the globe and ruining the future of the Earth, etc. Granddaddy Purple is a great marijuana strain for millennials looking to alleviate some of that stress from their lives.
2. Blackberry Kush
Hey, you know how millennials have all that stress that we just mentioned? That can also cause millennials to have trouble falling asleep at night. Blackberry Kush will help them get in a nice sleepy mood so they’ll have a nice rest and forget about all their worries.
3. Pineapple Express
While older generations had Cheech and Chong, Pineapple Express is the new king of stoner movies for the millennial generation. Either that or Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle. But there’s no Harold and Kumar marijuana strain, and there is a Pineapple Express strain, so you know millennials are enjoying that.
4. Silver Haze
Millennials love going to music festivals, and while some of the rowdier young people like to take a little ecstasy to improve those experiences, others would rather stick to marijuana. And Silver Haze is a great marijuana strain to get people in an ecstatic mood and give a boost of energy that is perfect for those music festivals.
5. Green Crack
Let’s face it, millennials are lazy. They want the world handed to them, they don’t want to work and scrap their way to the top, and I’m a millennial so I would know! Green Crack is a good marijuana strain to give millennials a nice energy boost so they can finally get off their butts and get the job done.
6. Ultimate Trainwreck
Millennials love sex. There are several apps, like Tinder, that were literally designed to help millennials have sex. And they invented the whole “Netflix and Chill” craze as well. With all that sex going on, you know millennials would like Ultimate Trainwreck, which is known to be one of the most arousing marijuana strains.
Millennium is a marijuana strain that boosts users’ creativity and gets them in a nice, relaxed mood. It also is pretty close to the word “millennial” and millennials are so self-obsessed you know they’d love a marijuana strain named after their generation.