Silicone sexual fantasies keeping you up at night?

Europe’s first sex doll brothel in Barcelona, Spain is here to answer your arguably troubling prayers.

LumiDolls is staffed entirely by four sex dolls and one (living, breathing) receptionist. According to the company website, the dolls – named Katy, Aki, Lili, and Leiza – are “totally realistic” and will allow you to “fulfill your fantasies without any limits" (it's unclear whether that includes moral limits.)

The site even assures you that each doll comes with “oral, vaginal, and anal [cavities]", which are sanitized before and after each service. It's still recommended, however, that you use the condoms provided by the brothel - for obvious reasons. 

You can even ask to have your doll dressed and positioned to your liking in one of the establishment’s private rooms, where you can watch pornography or listen to music while having sex with the doll of your choosing.

The whole package in all its disturbing glory will cost you around $126 - but that doesn't include the costs of the therapy you may want to look into. 

The brothel is said to be the first of its kind on the continent, although Forbes reports that sex doll bordellos have been popular in Japan for quite some time, particularly among husbands “working away from home who don’t want to be unfaithful.” 

Apparently, despite what leaders in the burgeoning sex doll industry might want you to believe, it doesn’t count if she’s made of plastic. 

h/t Men’s Health, Forbes