In 2016, most of us don't need to be super-secretive about responsible cannabis use. As long as you're not getting high before a business meetings or bombing down the highway, a social smoke isn't a big a deal.
But for situations where engaging Stealth Mode is still necessary, we have 4 civilized essentials for the modern gentleman:
For discerning consumers, it doesn't get much sleeker or sophisticated than The Firefly Vaporizer. This highly portable device heats up in six seconds: offers a deliciously cool vape with no odour or massive clouds. The high-powered lithium ion battery is charged up and ready for your next mission in a mere 45 minutes. ($269.95)
Sorry, vaping or edibles still won't prevent the dreaded red-eye. Why not just embrace the secret agent vibe with a killer pair of luxe mirrored shades by Kite ($184). Or Montblanc's retro-style tortoiseshell pairs (pictured), which include a one-of-a-kind monocle that can be attached to the frame. But you might need to bust out your special sleuth skills: by luxury pen purveyor Montblanc, only 100 pairs are available very exclusively from Marcolin ($579). Or, you can just pick up a $5 bottle of Visine from Walgreen's or Walmart
We hate to tell you this, but if you still prefer the old-school cool of the joint over a vape, you probably smell like weed. While you know better than to bathe in fragrance a la junior high, a light-application simultaneously disguises the subtle scent of skunk and slays the ladies. Jean Paul Gaultier's Ultra Male ($145) is a new taken on the original Le Male, a classic for the past 20 years. Or if you're feeling more revved up, try Bright Neroli by Ferrari ($105), with steamy notes of amber and sichuan pepper.
Sorry, Mr Bond: the rich flavours of cannabis pair better with whiskey or wine than the best-known Secret Agent cocktail of choice. The expert advice is to choose liquor that matches the subtle flavours of the strain you're smoking. If you're ready to take pairings to the next level, this this handy guide suggests specific single-malts and marijuana strains to leave you feeling as just as chilled as a vodka martini - shaken, not stirred.